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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity, and I'm walking it

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.